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October 24, 2008

Helo World. We are CowCaine and TooCow. The 2 most gayfull philosophical cheerleaders in the whole wide world. be sure to check out our heavy rambling about …….. TooCow…what we bloggin about ?


…have fun now

December 23, 2008


Cows with Guns.

November 11, 2008
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Cow revolution!


the cow that was

November 10, 2008

i am a cow, a cow i am

it started small,

but now it’s “ma’am”.

i am a lady with two horns

they milk me daily,

but … I like it very much. Uh-uh, yeap, I had this vision of the future and this is what I saw:

evolutie1Uuuuugly, huh? I know, but apparently this is the future of cow. From a beautiful four legged creature, with large breast, to this immonde creature with no shapes, just the character of a cow…Awful! I feel so depressed today that I am about to jump from a building and transform all my milk to powder milk. The only thing that saved me from doing this is that I had a vision on the evolution of man too:


 Only a true pig could love a creature just as the one I am about to transform into. So I am a bit at ease, maybe there’s still hope for me too.

I hope we’ll all have some sort of fun in the future…


just watch this

November 3, 2008
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Yo mammma…………dunno whattaheck is all this about but thats not important. Palin…oh Palin. Just watch


I love MY hair!!

November 3, 2008

When I met this cow she was crying. “Why are U crying big cow?” I asked.

“I am not crying”, she answered, “I am merely expressing my view on the world…”

“What? I don’t get it. How is crying expressing a view on the world, be it the saddest world in the Milky Way?!”

“Oh, you will never understand even if I explained it to U…”

“Well…I am not the smartest cow on the pasture, but try me, nevertheless.”

“Hic, hic!” she said blowing her nose…”It’s all so sad…U know…they pull my tities everyday, but I have sex just once a year.” 

“Goddamn, that is a problem! I thought you were one of those emo-cows that cry for no reason what so ever. It was the hair that put me on the wrong track. But this makes sense, a lot, indeed!”

So I decided to help all sister cows and start a movement that will allow cows to live a healthy life:

Give cows some sex! – it’s our motto, and our demands are: no more than two visits to the milking parlor without a visit to the sex joint!

All cows agreeing to this please sign below so we can forward it to the Department of Agriculture.

Zwei Cow die Liebhaber

True Love is Violent

November 2, 2008

We all know true love hurts. But just how much….? well, check this out. (source

vote for Snoop

October 30, 2008

Yo! If Obama or McCain dont work out i have an ideea who to vote for….peace!